We sort of want to say this is an incredibly racist and shallow interpretation of how Americans talk, but after much f”&%ing deliberation, we came to the conclusion that this crazy anime clip pretty much exactly encapsulates how Americans converse with those around them.
This isn’t to insult Americans, however. Pop culture worldwide pretty much originates in America (the cool parts, anyway. Sorry, Idaho.) and slowly spreads to the rest of the globe, so we’re almost certain the rest of the world will be talking like this in five years or so.