When you can’t find a good TokyoDesu writer to do the job for you, this plastic hand will fondle your breasts to keep them perky and youthful!
The iconic character is getting over the hill.
Images from one of Japan’s biggest festivals, in which Japanese outfits from different eras are paraded through the streets
Cute, clever bandages feature human-shaming messages from the pointlessly aggressive kitty in your life.
A respected Japanese luxury eyeglass brand introduces this zany pair of glasses you might expect to find in your nearest clown goods emporium.
Get places fast without doing the kimono shuffle
Unsurprisingly, girl with “Diarrhoea” printed across hers doesn’t understand
Jeans ripped by underpaid Chinese factory workers are so last year
Furnish your designs with paint, typography or pictures of Tokyo and/or penises
Uncomfortably moonwalking forwards while making a mental note to throttle the stagehand in charge of the harnesses